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A new laughter thread.

Jan 06, 2017 1:45 PM

Have to turn your head or your screen for this one😢

Jan 06, 2017 1:46 PM

Did it again.

Jan 06, 2017 2:21 PM

Love a good laugh.

Jan 06, 2017 3:24 PM

Thank you Mimikay 😁 just what my aching body needed this morning πŸ˜‚πŸŒΌπŸ€—

Jan 06, 2017 4:58 PM

Went out to lunch with my son. This page with jokes was on the table.

Jan 07, 2017 9:45 AM

LMFAO!!! All of these are hysterical and I laughed so hard I almost had tears running down my leg. Luckily I made it to the bathroom just in time.πŸ˜œπŸ«πŸ˜‰πŸͺπŸ˜‚

Jan 07, 2017 11:38 AM

Can't remember who it was that liked frogs as I do...well here's one fun photo.

Jan 07, 2017 11:39 AM

Yes headphones with relaxing or favorite music is another way to cope with painπŸ€“

Jan 13, 2017 4:25 PM

Lol, I first thought of Princess Leah from Star Wars! πŸ˜‚. Not sure I spelled the name right.

Jan 13, 2017 4:27 PM

Here's one that I have to my daughter... She has a short fuse. Lol

Jan 13, 2017 4:34 PM

LMAO!! Me too Flappsy!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jan 13, 2017 7:46 PM


Jan 13, 2017 7:48 PM

I remember playing with my younger brothers one!!!

Jan 13, 2017 7:49 PM


Jan 14, 2017 4:35 AM

OMG Sezzy, I had that exact toy when I was a kid.. LOL!!! And I love the one about being "dirty"!! I have to sensor myself sometimes because I have potty mouth and sometimes my mouth will be going fast forward whilst my mind is in reverse.. LOL!! It's ok, we could all stand to be a little naughty from time to time. (That's how o ended up in the naughty book so many times).πŸ€—πŸ’•

Jan 14, 2017 4:46 AM

Yep I get this!!!

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Jan 14, 2017 4:49 AM

This is me!!!

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Jan 14, 2017 4:55 AM

I've been raiding my dad's jokes.....can't beat an Irish joke especially when it's from an Irish man (or Irish Website!!!)

Jan 14, 2017 4:56 AM


Jan 14, 2017 4:57 AM

OMG! πŸ˜‚

Jan 14, 2017 4:58 AM

I just love this one!

Jan 14, 2017 5:01 AM

I soo wish!!!!

Jan 14, 2017 5:02 AM


Jan 14, 2017 1:17 PM

I like this one. I've had an experience similar to this.

Jan 14, 2017 1:30 PM


Jan 14, 2017 1:31 PM

Now this has happened to me more than once!!!

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Jan 14, 2017 1:47 PM

I'll have to remember this one!!!

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Jan 14, 2017 11:42 PM

ROTFLMFAO!!! These were all too funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jan 15, 2017 4:15 AM

I've been raiding some of my dad's jokes from an Irish page.....no one can take the piss out of themselves better than the Irish!!!!!

Jan 15, 2017 4:16 AM

I do this all the time lol πŸ˜‚

Jan 15, 2017 4:18 AM

OMG this is true for some council maintenance workers here!!!

Jan 15, 2017 4:19 AM


Jan 15, 2017 4:21 AM

This is definitely true!! 😜

Jan 15, 2017 4:23 AM


Jan 15, 2017 7:14 AM

I like to make people laugh, I can't tell a joke myself but if something amuses me I like to share xx

Jan 17, 2017 12:57 AM

Alwayz this is for you!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jan 17, 2017 12:58 AM

Better not talk to me until I've my full cup of coffee

Jan 17, 2017 2:59 AM

Oh Sjogrenspain77 they are too funny....I'd bail you out but I'd probably be in the cell next to youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ but they'd be in for a rude awakening if they don't give me my morning coffee!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¨πŸ˜‚

Jan 17, 2017 8:35 AM

Sezzy. I love the one about the robbers. Lol

True story:

When I moved to Arkansas I was at my parents house. They had gone out with friends so my first night there I was home alone. I was fixing supper and glanced out the bay window in the breakfast nook. What I saw terrified me. There was a guy in the back yard wearing a ragged t-shirt. Frayed and holey. He had on gym shorts just as ragged. And he had a pistol in his hands. Yikes! I quietly went and locked myself in my bedroom and called 911. I then called Dad - and bring the military man he is he asked me if I had asked the guy what he wanted. Umm.. He had a gun so the answer to that question was a big negative. Lol. Within minutes my yard was filled with police officers who had guns out and were searching the yard and the lot behind us. They finally figured it out.

My parents neighbor had been chasing down a stray cat that was bothering our neighborhood cat. It was an air gun. πŸ”«

The neighbors wife - Diane - made Mike change clothes then they came over to apologize and to welcome me to the neighborhood.

We have several police officers who live in my area - and Mike was a former police officer. Lol. So the neighborhood still to this day gives Mike a hard time. (especially me!)

Jan 18, 2017 12:07 AM

Ommoh Mimikay that is soo funny, I can imagine how 8oo7k

Jan 18, 2017 7:38 AM

Sjogrenspain77, these were so funny!!! Yes, you and Lulabel have been the only two people so far that have successfully made me wet my knickers!! LMAO! These are all too funny. Isn't it true, laughter is the best Medicine.
By the way, they'd have to reserve an entire cell block for us all.. I'd bail you out but I'd probably be there already.

Jan 18, 2017 10:07 PM

Funny & fun. Thank you for posting these.

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Jan 22, 2017 11:21 PM

Yep.....happens all the time lol

Jan 22, 2017 11:22 PM

Definitely true for me lol

Jan 22, 2017 11:23 PM

Oh yes!

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Jan 24, 2017 5:02 AM

I'm safe then!!! πŸ˜‚

Jan 24, 2017 5:03 AM

I certainly have more than enough padding!!!!

Jan 24, 2017 5:04 AM

I'm terrified when this happens 😨😨😨

Jan 24, 2017 5:04 AM

YAY I'm fantastic!!!

Jan 24, 2017 5:05 AM


Jan 24, 2017 10:59 AM

LMFAO Sezzy!!! It's worth a shot.. it may be worth a few!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jan 24, 2017 7:48 PM

I did wonder where some of my shitty ideas come from πŸ˜‚

Jan 24, 2017 7:49 PM

Yep!!! πŸ˜‚

Jan 24, 2017 7:50 PM

OMG this is soo true!!! 😴

Jan 24, 2017 7:51 PM

LMAO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¨πŸ˜‚

Jan 24, 2017 11:57 PM

Oh Sezzy between the shitty ideas and the asshole with the pen.... Just to funny!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jan 25, 2017 3:30 PM

Thought about you AlwayZ! πŸ˜‰

Jan 25, 2017 3:32 PM

Yep, similar things all the time. But at least I can laugh about it, for now!

Jan 25, 2017 3:36 PM

Oh Flappys that one is soo funny but also very scarily true!!!

Jan 27, 2017 10:13 AM

OMG... hysterical πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jan 27, 2017 4:00 PM

OMG that is too funny!!!!....good job I'd just been to the loo before seeing that!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¨πŸ˜‚

Jan 27, 2017 4:02 PM

Oh this would be great for some people I would rather not know!!! πŸ˜¨πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¨

Jan 27, 2017 4:03 PM

Yes I'll be colouring in my tree house.....

Jan 28, 2017 9:40 AM

'bout sums it up... No pun intended! Lol

Jan 29, 2017 3:40 PM

Those are too funny!!! OMG, I have to walk all the way to the neighbors house to go to the loo.. we only have one and they've ripped it out to put in a new one. I don't know how much longer I can stand having to leave in the cold to go shower and come back home.. LOL!!

Jan 29, 2017 4:38 PM

Happytoseethesunrise.. that's Fucking hysterical.. I love it!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jan 29, 2017 5:13 PM

I've got a HUGE fan club. Lots of assholes that talk behind my back.. lmao! Their lives must be very boring if they need to talk about mine!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jan 29, 2017 5:15 PM


Jan 29, 2017 5:17 PM

This is certainly true for me....πŸ˜¨πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¨πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¨

Jan 29, 2017 5:19 PM

These days I've got it down to an T pissing people off!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ sometimes just for the fun of it 😨😨😨

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Jan 29, 2017 5:21 PM

OMG where on earth does my dad gets these from??? Too funny!!!

Feb 02, 2017 10:48 PM

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.
They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, β€œWhat’s wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
β€œI had tolio as a child,” he answered. β€œYou mean polio?” she asked.
β€œNo, tolio . The disease only affected my toes.”
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked
β€œWhat’s wrong with your knees? They’re all lumpy and deformed!”
β€œAs a child, I also had kneasles,” he explained.
β€œYou mean measles?” she asked. β€œNo, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees.” The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
β€œDon’t tell me,” she said. β€œLet me guess…Smallcox"

Feb 02, 2017 10:50 PM

A woman arrived at a party.
While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, β€œHello. My name is Carmen.” β€œThat’s a beautiful name,” he replied. β€œIs it a family name?” β€œNo,” she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose β€œCarmen”. β€œWhat’s your name?” she asked.
He answered β€œB.J. Titsengolf.”

Feb 03, 2017 9:34 AM

Q: why did Tigger look in the toliet?
A: he was trying to find Pooh

Feb 03, 2017 10:05 AM

A very old one happytoseethesunrise but makes me laugh every time!!!

Feb 10, 2017 4:48 PM

Omg ....
These are all hysterical and I'm glad I had already been to the Loo before I read them or I never would have made it.. LMAO!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Feb 13, 2017 10:45 PM

OMG that is just too funny!!!!

Feb 17, 2017 11:17 AM

Happytoseethesunrise that is just too funny!!! LMAO!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mar 11, 2017 3:57 PM

Sezzy Oh my I laughed so much that tears leaked out of almost every orifice πŸ˜²πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mar 13, 2017 2:16 PM

Lisa - I had a friend who trained her cats to do that. She found a video online that showed her how to train her cat. Lol.

Mar 13, 2017 2:17 PM

Need to laugh sometimes.

Mar 13, 2017 8:32 PM

Some massage therapy humor πŸ˜‚β€

Mar 14, 2017 9:37 AM

Lol. That is so me . I lost 60 pounds over the last year. But now when I think about losing more. Then pizza calls my name lol

Mar 14, 2017 10:08 AM

LMAO.. all of these are too funny!!! I love Dory one. I have lost 55 pounds since Christmas and still trying.. not crazed over it. I watch all week and then Saturday is the day I have things I normally wouldn't have (if I even eat at all). I usually only eat every couple of days anyway but that's not good for weight loss when you have no thyroid because your body goes into starvation mode and then everything you put in your mouth stays with you. It's not easy but slow and steady so I don't get discouraged. Besides, I'm lucky I have my bff walking by my side and offering me strength and encouragement every day.

Mar 14, 2017 10:16 AM

Alwayzinpain. Stay strong . At first when I started losing weight it was because I was really sick . Then I started eating smaller amount of food and now if I gain 2 pounds I freek .

Mar 14, 2017 3:21 PM

Sjogrenspain77. Thank you for sharing this . 😊

Mar 26, 2017 9:52 AM

Here is another thread to help us smile..

May 07, 2017 6:28 PM

All of these jokes have made me laugh out loud enabling me to forget about my pain for a while!

May 13, 2017 1:52 PM

Can't have your tacos! Lol

May 13, 2017 2:14 PM

My to do list whenever I'll have a good day and can remember who my foes areβ€Ό Dang brain fog!πŸ€”

May 14, 2017 2:55 PM

Claim the victory that you made it through another day Fibo-Warriors β€ΌπŸ‘πŸŒŸπŸ’―

May 14, 2017 10:45 PM


Aug 30, 2017 9:04 AM

I love this one, and it has so much truth behind it!

Sep 27, 2017 10:54 AM

That was me when i was in middle school.

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