I looked down at my "shitbit" (...my affectionate name for my FitBit) ...& my step count was 100!👟 FARK!
I have set 🚀my daily steps at 4k... but boy... do i have to fight to hit that on a good day! (In comparison to my girl friend... whom hits a daily count of 😲19k! I mean come on... wtf😜 does she do!!!)
So i got my🐴 fat ass up... put on my 👟keepfit gear... grabed 🐕my dog... and went for a🚗 drive to the park!
This time i even🐶 let him out the car! 🤐
(Just kidding!)Lol we went for😎 a 2 hour hike... & he had to pull😪 me back to the car, cos i was done!!!... Twice!!
Lol 🐕but we did it! Hes got his happy🐶 face on...he looked after me...even when 🐪i fellover in a bush!!
My hubby🐫 said..."...i didnt know u went out!" When🐪 i got back!! He never notices me lol 🐪
I could 🛌sleep for a week! I hurt... but that good kinda hurt ...that made my shitbit step count up to 3.5k...
"...And my work here is done!"⚘⚘⚘
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